A Historic Election
Charlie*Elmo 2008
Mommy First
We have come a long way America. For the very first time, a baby is running for president. A vote for the Charlie*Elmo ticket gives you the opportunity to one day proudly tell your grandchildren that you helped elect the very first baby for president. Charlie is a maverick. He chose a monster to be his running mate. He doesn't behave in mass. When his Aunt Granny Mo tried to make him eat asparagus, he stood up to the long-established authority and said "NO!" He has a plan to tackle the issues concerning most Americans. He will make healthcare more affordable by eliminating ALL shots. No more shots. He will help the economy by appointing someone really good at math to be the secretary of treasury, such as his dad or the Count. As a skilled diplomat, Charlie believes a better alternative to war would be a one-on-one game of peek-a-boo between him and any given antagonizing foreign leader. Today America is irritated and Charlie P. Kaeding is the Boudreaux's Butt Paste that we have all been praying for. He is ready, he is sooooo big.
posted by Katy at
2:31 PM
4 Comments:
charlie, what exactly is your position on gay marriages ?
and is it true that your running-mate, elmo, enjoys the company of young men?
Good question Mimi, I think girls are icky, so i support gay marriage. What Elmo does on Elmo's time is entirely up to him.
Charlie - how do you plan to resolve the current financial crisis? You may have to have your dad read one of his dissertations on this - good bed time story!
Greatest Uncle Sean, I would assure my fellow Americans that now is not the time to throw your cheerios out the window or shit your diaper. I will simply ask my mom and dad to write a check for about 700 kabazillion dollars to bail out failing financial institutions and foreclosed homeowners.
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